Windows 98 slogans: competition entries

In the July issue we invited you to come up with your own slogan for Windows 98. We've picked the winner as Donna Beard of Semaphore Park in SA for her effort: "Windows 98: Just browsing, thanks"For your edification, here are the entries we received:

'WINDOWS 98: IS IT REALLY 95 + 3 OR 98 - 3?

'WINDOWS 98: It's Here! And for only $US 100,000,000.00 you can helpMicrosoft pays its Legal Fees and for a little extra you won't even getIE4'.

'Windows 98: 1 teaspoon or 2?

- Moe

Windows 98 offers convenience but little else- Sean McloughlinWindows 98: You'll make a grown man cry- Wolfie!

Windows 98: Fake it, or leave it?

- Phil Butkus

I have a page where people can enter REALISTIC slogans for windows 98. Here are some of the slogans people have put in:

Win98=lord of blue screen errors

WIN98: For when ya positively have to use up every ram chip in your PCwin98, no gremlins this timewin98, doesn't sux quite as bad as win95Win98, not as thick as somewin98, couldn't be any worse than what your using now?win98, for those who like a challenge!!

Because GOD (Bill Gates) decrees it!!

Department Of Justice (USA)approval pendingWin98, open your eyesWin98=win95+bugfixeswin98, the way we hoped win95 would bewin98, for those who want to hop back on the merri-go-roundwin98, For those who want winNT minus the stabilitywin98, cause win95 suxwin98, who says lightning doesn't strike twice?win98, cause theres a sucker born every minutewin98, cause we've run out of room on our homepage for the updateswin98, the truth is out therewin98, HTTP/1.0 404 Object Not Foundwin98, in cyberspace no-one can hear you screamclick here to fly.......out the windowwin98, cause Bill want's to know what your're up towin98, couldnt be any worsewin98, everyones start to reprogramingwin98, Billy's best yetWin98 ,nope, nothing new here.win98.xxxxwin98 (win95SDK)Win98, we've improved how it crashes, now they are more exciting!

Win98, the most expensive way to have down timewin98, hey we put it in a new box , didnt we! It must be an upgradewin98, we thought we could do it to you a second timewin98, why not, it worked the first time roundwin98, cause it was gettin' embarrasing calling it win95a,win95b,win95c....win95zwin98, cause its probly got the millenium bug!couldnt open the window in 95? Tell us if you can get 98 open will ya?win98, do you want the best operating system, so do we.win98, just when you thought it was safe to press the start buttonwin98, just like re-arranging the deck chairs on the titanicclick here then jumpwin98, Hey!, where did all my data go?!win98, its just like a condemed bakery, full of bugs and cookies (bakery98or crumbs98- Jason

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