#12: Foot Clan (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
If there is one advantage the evil Shredder possesses, it is a near infinite supply of brightly-adorned ninjas in a rainbow of colors known as the Foot Clan. Unfortunately for this Ninjutsu master, the Foot Clan are about as competent of fighters as you and I (I'm assuming you're a frail 27-year-old, who has never been in a fight as well). Foot Clan pros: easy to join, you can tell chicks you're a ninja. Cons: Frequent ass-kickings by sentient turtles.