The 'Song Quote' Update
"Liza Kitter kissed a girl, and she liked it!"
"Robin Lamb forget her umbrella, ella, ella, ella."
"Isaac Clapp won't hesitate no more no more."
If you're a frequent Facebooker, you've undoubtedly suffered at one point or another from status update block -- and that's when the 'Song Quote' update can come in handy. It's pretty self-explanatory: When you can't think of anything good to say, summon a good poet or lyricist, and just like that you'll have have one of the most compelling status updates around. Plus, song writers are adept at zeroing in on universal themes like love, loneliness, hope, despair, and forgotten umbrellas, so why not just channel the pros when you can't think of the exact right words to sum up your mood?