Seriously, could you imagine anything even remotely this juvenile occurring in the film industry? This sort of thing would never happen to Sofia Coppola (y’know. If she was hot.) Granted, Ubisoft shares some of the blame for shoving Jade down our throats so much, but that didn't mean we had to return the favour. All in all, Jadegate was one of the geekiest scandals to hit the video game history. We are all culpable: hang your heads in shame.