If you're too lazy to eat right and work out, [[xref:http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=322120286&mt=8|FatBurner2K|FatBurner2K]] is just the app for you--provided, that is, that you're also incredibly gullible.
FatBurner 2K claims to "turn your iPhone into the gym that works on your terms." (Those terms, we assume, are watching "Roseanne" reruns while eating jelly doughnuts.) FatBurner's secret: The app makes your iPhone vibrate. Apparently, that tiny vibration, placed upon your massive belly, will magically transform you from Mr. Jiggles to Mr. McConaughey.
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