Movember Special: We pay lip service to the best '...
The 'Guan Yu'
The Dynasty Warriors franchise is chock-full of beardy badasses, but none can compare with Guan Yu. The Lu Bei lieutenant's luxurious, silky mane is the stuff of legend, and we mean that literally (the 14th century novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms mentions his majestic soup-strainer on numerous occasions). Truly it is a mustache to win wars and unite kingdoms.
Movember Special: We pay lip service to the best 'taches in gaming