Question: I want a pet monkey, but I don’t want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it’s parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys?
This question takes the cake for political incorrectness, cruelty to animals and plain stupidity. A monkey in a confined space, like a car, is not a very smart move. We're willing to bet that any chimp will be smarter than the author of this question.