You're Infatuated with Steve Jobs
Apple CEO Steve Jobs can be an industry unto himself. There are Steve Jobs plush dolls, Steve Jobs posters, "Steve Jobs for President" t-shirts, even instructions on making a Steve Jobs cheese head.
Bonus points: You also have a warm spot for the "other" Steve, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. And, of course, you secretly rooted for him on Dancing with the Stars.