Coleman Stormbeam Dynamo Deluxe Crank Lantern--US$40
You need light out in the wilderness, and this Coleman lantern
will help you get a little exercise, as well. The LED Coleman lantern is human-powered: Just 1 minute of turning the crank (which folds up under the base when you're not using it) will give you 15 minutes of light.
But there's more--the six most common cell phone charger adapters are stored inside. The lantern also has a built-in FM radio. It won't
make you breakfast, however.