Bayonetta -- Bayonetta
Bayonetta is the absolute nadir of "(un)sexy" video game characters. With her freakishly long limbs and tiny bespectacled noggin, she looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and a [[xref:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stick_insect|Phasmatodea]]. In what world is this even remotely sexy? "In many ways, this character is my ideal woman", Bayonetta creator Hideki Kamiya once boasted. We hear he has a thing for aphids too.