Super Meat BoyThe Scoop: Super Meat Boy
; By: Team Meat; For: Windows, OS X, Xbox 360, Wii
If you cubed a hunk of beef, gave it arms, legs, beady black eyes, teeth, and the power to cling to walls, you'd probably call it Super Meat Boy. He'd then have to set off to save his girlfriend, Bandage Girl, from an evil archvillain named Dr. Fetus. Along the way, he'd dodge buzz saws, blades, and of course, salt, cruising through some 350 grueling levels. And then you'd have to play him yourself, because he just might be the best 2D platformer to come along in years.