Star Wars: Light-Saber Chopsticks
No one will say, "Use the fork, Luke," when you're holding a pair of these [[xref: http://www.gizmine.com/gzkt/star+wars+light+saber+chopsticks/saberchopsticks.shtml|light-saber chopsticks]]. Available in green, blue, purple, and red, these geek-friendly eating utensils are priced US$22 to $24. They can't do to a plate of [[xref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonkatsu|tonkatsu]] what Darth Vader did to Luke Skywalker's hand, but that's probably a good thing.
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