10. The Valley is wagging
When Gawker folded Valleywag in February 2011, few of us ever thought we would see its trademark brand of geeky snark again. But like the bubble it routinely punctures, the tech gossip site was reborn in April of this year, more bitter and disdainful than ever. It's about time. Somebody's got to keep these college kids and rich a *****s in line.
Ask not for whom the valley wags; it wags for thee.