The most disturbing YouTube videos part 2: 'Fark' edition

Fark.com slams us with its own picks for Most Disturbing YouTube Video

We thought we knew true evil. How wrong we were.

Last month, we presented a list of the most disturbing YouTube videos of all time: a terrifying collection of weird and warped clips from the darkest corners of the globe.

Well they terrified us, anyway. Turns out our readers are made of sterner stuff.

“Phht, you call these disturbing?,” asked one unimpressed sicko via e-mail. “Check out this video of a harlequin baby — now that’s disturbing!” [Link removed to protect your sanity.]

“If these disturb you, you're a pussy,” scoffed real shaman on the news aggregator site Fark.com. “Boring is the most apt description.”

In fact, the denizens of Fark — collectively known as 'Farkers' and 'Farkettes' — were singularly unimpressed with our patch-work horror show, as evidenced on the linked submission's comments page:

“Not a bookmark.” — Cagey B.

“If any of those rank among the most disturbing things you've seen on the internet then you're... Well, you're luckier than me.” — PenguinTheRed.

“The eye one was freaky but really only because I don't like eyes. The rest range from boring to mildly strange to annoying.” — Yeah right I can think of a good log in.

“Somehow, without a couple of girls and a drinking recepticle, this list is incomplete.” — stvdallas.

“What a bunch of sissies. You should all leave the internet now and leave the serious business to the big boys. …2 Girls 1 Cup? I have the directors cut.” — redsquid.

And so on.

Eventually, a challenge was issued to post ‘better’ videos on the comments page — and boy did the boys ‘n’ gals at Fark.com deliver. We decided to collect some of their nominated videos for your viewing, er, pleasure.

Warning: most of these videos should not be viewed by anyone, for any reason. We really, really mean it.

Manifestation of Greed



YouTube Info: Creepy ass animation about two kids who rip open a rabbit to discover a creature who turns bugs into jewels - then greed kicks in.

Suggested by Farkette <b>mrshowrules</b>: “SFW but not for dream time…”

Palm Pre commercial (Traumatizing Edition)

YouTube Info: Don't watch this at night kids!

Suggested by Farker <b>Epiphani</b>: “You want creepy? Try the slight remixed palm-pre commercial.”

Pickle Surprise



YouTube Info: PICKLE SURPRISE!

Suggested by Farker <b>Serial</b>: “I am disappointed Pickle Surprise didn't make the cut.”

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Final Insanity-Cats 最終鬼畜



Suggested by Farker <b>xanadian</b>: “There's a cat version of Ronald McDonald Insanity [See ‘The Most Disturbing YouTube Videos Prt 1]. It, too, is f*cked up.”

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend



YouTube Info: Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.

Suggested by Farker <b>sauron974</b>: “No ultimate muscle roller legend?”

Best Home Cyst Removal Ever

YouTube Info: Really nasty!! I removed a subcutaneous cyst from the neck of my nephew.

Suggested by Farker <b>To The Escape Zeppelin!</b>: “Ewww.”

The Botfly in my head

YouTube Info: Witness the horror as I extract a botfly maggot from my head. Beware, this one is gross!

Suggested by Farker <b>To The Escape Zeppelin!</b>: “Skip to 3:30 for bot fly excitment.”

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Japanese Horse WTF!?!!? - "Get Down”

Suggested by Farker <b> Skyrmion</b>: “That horse head gets around.”

Poodle Exercise with Humans



YouTube Info: Really weird poodle exercise video for humans. This is a mesmerizing and frightening video. It's a word-for-word parody of Susan Powter's first workout video, featuring poodles and a crazy poodle-woman. Absolutely surreal. It was made by Nagi Noda for Panasonic. It was part of 10 films they made for the 2004 Athens Olympics.

Suggested by Farker <b> lynxi</b>: “Ok, time for a favorite of mine: Poodle Exercise lady.”

Goodbye Horses



YouTube Info: Music Video I made to Q Lazzarus' song "Goodbye Horses”.

Suggested by Farker <b>Squawky</b>: “Furry-ish.”

Smile



YouTube Info: Strange vid from an Acadomy in Israel. Oddly creepy near the end...

Suggested by Farker <b>fawty</b>.

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Farfour "martyred" by Israelis

YouTube Info: This is the last episode of the infamous "Farfour": Hamas' copycat version of the beloved 1928 Disney creation Mickey Mouse. Farfour has been used to promote a radical Islamic supremacist agenda, and to ferment Jihadist sentiments in Palestinian children.

Farfour first came into international spotlight in May 2007, when Palestinian Media Watch (http://www.pmw.org.il) released a translated video from Al Aqsa TV (a Hamas-owned station) that showed the plagiarised cartoon character. Worldwide condemnation followed over this apparent child indoctrination. Hamas, however, refused to pull Farfour off the air, and immediately broadcasted another episode of Farfour on May 11.

On June 29, 2007, Farfour featured for the last time and was "martyred" by an Israeli.

Suggested by Farker <b>titwrench</b>: “This is the most disturbing thing I have seen on you tube.”

Cheater caught in action

Suggested by Farker <b>Atomic Spunk</b>.

Dancing Pedro

Suggested by Farker <b>sgilman</b>.

HAND THING

YouTube Info: I was staying at Preena's cousins house when I started doing the "hand thing". I could not stop. It got so bad that the next door neighbor,Jerron,started doing it too. Jerron also had a botched plastic surgery job to look more like me. Sick. Poor Jerron he took the tablets and will be gone by midnight.

Suggested by Farker <b>Atomic Spunk</b>.

Goddess Bunny tap dancer (evil version)

YouTube Info: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO

Suggested by Farker <b>Atomic Spunk</b>.

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